These ones are a bit more "risque", but still very funny.....If I had to give them a rating, it would be from "PG" to "R"
|akiss.wav||81k||"Kiss my Entire Ass!"|
|artist.wav||27k||Mel Brooks "Oh....a Bullshit Artist"|
|beatshit.wav||31k||"You ask me one more question, and I'm Beating the Shit out of you"|
|bh_woody.wav||22k||Butthead "I've still got a Woody Woodpecker"|
|boner.wav||48k||Beavis & Butthead|
|breasts.wav||32k||"Uh...sorry, I...I didn't hear ya....I was staring at your Breasts"|
|broomstk.wav||37k||"I wish I was a witch, I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass"|
|candy.wav||46k||"Candy is Dandy, but Diamonds just might get you laid"|
|celulite.wav||20k||"You fat hunk a cellulite"|
|ckpenis.wav||19k||"Nurse check his penis, is it longer than mine?"|
|crzybtch.wav||37k||Exactly what it says......|
|damnwman.wav||23k||"Damn Woman....What's gotten into you"|
|dick.wav||35k||Ghostbusters "Yes...it's true, this man has no Dick"|
|livnhell.wav||30k||"How would you like me to make your life a living Hell"|
|monkey.wav||10k||"Do you want to touch my Monkey?"|
|monkeys.wav||52k||Wayne's World "Cha...and Monkeys might fly outta my Butt"|
|pmsing.wav||48k||"Oh my god...She's PMSing!!! RUN FOR IT!!!"|
|repair.wav||59k||"Oh thank God, Vibrator Repair"|
|timessex.wav||39k||Question:"How many times have you had Sex?"
Answer:"With actual People?"
|urabrat.wav||59k||Female "You're a brat, you'd better stop it Right Now, or I'm gonna send you to.........my room"|
|wussie.wav||27k||"I'm sorry....was I asleep when you turned into a Big Wussie??"|
These are all I have for right now, but rest assured, more are on their way. If you have ANY sound requests, please feel free to e-mail me, and I can probably get them for ya.